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New EL Touchscreen Remote Control 234

raminf writes "Stumbled across the Kameleon -- a new remote control device from Univeral Electronics. The interface is a blank electro-luminescent touch-screen. The 'buttons' are animated graphics drawn to match any device you choose . You can update new device interfaces via a modem (specs aren't clear how exactly). You can also define 'macro' buttons to do multiple tasks with one button. Apparently it also has a built-in motion-sensor and turns itself on when you pick it up. You can't buy it directly in the U.S. yet. Here's a British web-site that carries it and has some specs and a picture. Here's the company press release. RadioShack has announced they'll be carrying it retail pretty soon."
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New EL Touchscreen Remote Control

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  • Strange (Score:2, Interesting)

    by CyberMonk ( 600136 )
    Is it just me, or does that animated GIF give the appearance that the controller changes size (as far as its height is concerned)?
  • Sounds nice. (Score:2, Interesting)

    by uninet ( 413687 )
    I seem to remember another device like this, but this one does look very nice. I wonder how much RadioShack will charge for it? Probably more than I want to know. I guess there is a "remote" chance I'll actually be willing to pay the price for one.
    • 70 pounds in the UK (Score:2, Informative)

      by barzok ( 26681 )
      So figure US$100 easily.
      • $60 at RadioShack (Score:3, Informative)

        by ecarlson ( 325598 )
        Check it out: Radio Shack Kameleon Remote [radioshack.com]

        Electronics are usually more espensive in the UK, so Pounds usually match US dollars pretty closely for electronics.
        • Re:$60 at RadioShack (Score:3, Interesting)

          by pc486 ( 86611 )
          Most of the time electronics in the UK are MUCH more expensive than the US, not just on par. My floormate here at UCSC is a transfer student from University of York, England and he waited to buy tons of electronics here, like a new digital camera and a new monitor, because the prices were undercut by half, sometimes three times.

          <OT> I used to work for Radio Shack and I can vouch that at $60 for that remote RS is likly making over $20 profit. Also remember that Radio Shack sales associates are under commision and spiffs, so never trust them on opinions and note that the price is probably lower somewhere else with some exceptions. Second hint: always ask about discontinued merchandise for expensive items. Most of the time the older model is just as good and sold under cost. Once a former coworker got a $270 scanner for $30. </OT>
          • But when my family went to the UK a number of years ago (Probably 8+ at this point...), the exchange rate was something like $2 US = 1 UK pound.

            Despite the major difference in the value of each currency, prices for food (never looked at electronics) in the UK were the same in pounds and pence as they were in the US in dollars and cents. (i.e. if a McDonalds meal cost $3.99 US, it would be 3.99 UKP in Britain, despite the fact that 3.99 UKP was approx. $7.98 US - Food was on average TWICE as expensive in the UK because of the exchange rate)
  • by Dinjay ( 571355 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:13PM (#4674727)
    The drop test, the fluid contamination tests? This thing looks way too fragile.
  • Umm (Score:2, Informative)

    by Slashdotess ( 605550 )
    Didn't Sony release a product like this years ago?

    Also, Philips just released a similar remote, except some keys are not on an LCD. Its called the Pronto. More at http://www.pronto.philips.com.
    • Yeah (Score:1, Informative)

      by redhotchil ( 44670 )
      Yeah the one by Sony is called the "Sony 18-Device LCD Remote With Learning Function"..

      They sell it on amazon here [amazon.com] and review here [techtv.com]

      Sweet stuff
    • Re:Umm (Score:5, Informative)

      by Twirlip of the Mists ( 615030 ) <twirlipofthemists@yahoo.com> on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:27PM (#4674802)
      Philips didn't just release the Pronto. It's literally been around for years.

      And the Sony device is totally different. This device and the Pronto use a true LCD display, a la Palm Pilot. The Sony device just uses a backlit template with buttons drawn on it. Depending on your device selection, some buttons are lit and some aren't. Your CD player will have a "play" button, but your TV won't, for instance. But you can't really change the labels of the buttons or anything about their arrangement.
  • I like the idea, but it seems a waste if you can't make a custom interface. downloading interfaces is all good, but I think I can do a better job integrating all my functions.

    I may want stereo volume, dvd menus, and tv power all on one screen.
  • Anyone know if this is capable of controling X-10 devices? I realize that I can get an ir -> X-10 device but it would be nice if more remotes contained the poor man's home automation: X-10 functionality.
  • by dfn5 ( 524972 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:18PM (#4674747) Journal
    So when I go on a business trip I can dial back into my remote and reconfigure it? And I thought checking my email was cool.
  • buttons drawn? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Alrescha ( 50745 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:19PM (#4674752)
    My interpretation of the web page says that the keys are pre-defined, and only the appropriate ones are displayed ('lit', perhaps?). In my mind, this is different from 'drawn' which implies a different level of sophistication.

    It does look cool, and the auto-on motion detection is a nice touch.

    A.
  • I seem to remember a similar remote control (With nowhere near this amount of features, though), and it was REALLY easy to get fingerprints all over it. Hopefully this thing is easy to clean.
  • Mo-dem? (Score:5, Funny)

    by JessLeah ( 625838 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:19PM (#4674755)
    You can update new device interfaces via a modem...

    Mo-dem? What's a mo-dem?... I think I remember Mo-dems...those were those slow things with the blinkylights that we all had before we got residential DSL and cable...right? And you could type +++ATH0 and it e(6`|:fK6@(^*&#~~~NO CARRIER
    • Duh... it's what you plug your Cable TV into, in order to download the internet, right? Right?
    • Re:Mo-dem? (Score:2, Funny)

      by Symbiosis ( 39537 )
      I used to have mo-dem. But that that was when I had mo-money. Now I just have no-dem, and the repo man has mo-mo-dem den all-dem.
    • *laughs* Damn, that brings back memories, and reminds me why I had my escape code for my modem set to , back when I was running a BBS on my C-64. Harder for some joker to get into a message that way :).
  • Bah (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Jonboy X ( 319895 ) <jonathan,oexner&alum,wpi,edu> on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:19PM (#4674759) Journal
    What good is a remote that you have to look at to change the channel? No amount of bells and/or whistles will make up for not being able to feel the buttons...
    • Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)

      by Malicious ( 567158 ) on Friday November 15, 2002 @12:05AM (#4674962)
      People used to get called lazy because they didn't want to leave the couch to change the channel...

      What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

      • What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

        A geek?

      • Answer: What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

        What is: "CmdrTaco", Alec. I'll take Slashdot trivia for 400.
      • People used to get called lazy because they didn't want to leave the couch to change the channel... What do you call a person who doesn't want to have to *look* at the remote?

        So, what do you think of gear shifts in cars? Gas/brake/clutch pedals? Steering wheel? Turn signal? Radio knobs? Are you saying that I should have to look at them to use them, when my attention is focused on the road?

        Why, then, do you think that an interface that distracts me from the tv is good?

        Just curious. (I do own the omniremote software for my Clie, however still use the regular remotes for simple channel flipping/etc for the tactile feedback).

    • Re:Bah (Score:2, Insightful)

      by shellbeach ( 610559 )
      I've used omni-remote (which achieves everything this device claims, as far as I can see ... apart from the auto-on when you pick the thing up :) with my Palm IIIx to achieve the same thing, and you're absolutely right - touch screens are not very useful when it comes to remotes because you want to be looking at the TV instead, not looking down at the silly remote to check that you didn't accidentally press "record" instead of "play" ...

      In fact, the only decent way I found to do it was to map various buttons to the hardware keys of the Palm Pilot, but this over-priced gadget doesn't even have buttons you can map functions to! The really crazy thing is this - if you bought a Palm and a licence for omni-remote (or similar software) then you wouldn't be paying much more than the 70 pounds this thing costs, and you'd get all the advantages of a Palm Pilot (and all the advantages of having buttons you can use with a remote control, too :)

      I mean, you kind of wonder who's going to buy something like this ...

      • Re:Bah (Score:2, Informative)


        you're absolutely right - touch screens are not very useful when it comes to remotes because you want to be looking at the TV instead, not looking down at the silly remote to check that you didn't accidentally press "record" instead of "play" ...

        Why don't you READ the article before you start making incorrect claims about it? According to the article:

        The Electro-Luminous Display combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control, so you get the best of both worlds!

        The Kameleon doesn't use a touchscreen, it lights the buttons that you need. And I bet they're mappable too!

        -Aron
    • Geez, did -anybody- read the description of this thing? I quote: "The Electro-Luminous Display combines the flexibility of a touch-screen with the push button feel of a traditional remote control, so you get the best of both worlds!"

      Take a good, close look at the animation of this remote. It's not an LCD remote. It's got buttons, albeit chicklet-style buttons. Only the buttons that can be used in the current mode are lit up. The animations are a lot like the animations on those crappy LCD video games you can buy for $10 at your local toy store.

      Unless you lost all of the nerve endings on your fingers, this thing can be used without looking at it, just like any other remote with buttons.

      Now, if you want a programmable remote with buttons and an LCD, check out The Harmony Remote [harmonyremote.com]. Much better than a Pronto and the like, and much more advanced than this one.

  • tactile? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Lepruhkawn ( 199083 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:19PM (#4674760) Homepage
    It says it has a pushbutton remote "feel" but the surface looks flat to me.

    The problem I have with these programmable touch-screen remotes is that I can't feel the buttons.

    I hate looking at a remote when I want to use it.
    • Re:tactile? (Score:3, Interesting)

      by John Whitley ( 6067 )
      It's not clear what feedback technology this company is using, but a fantastic SIGCHI 2001 poster presentation by an NTT researcher showed how this problem can be solved -- and cheaply at that.

      The gist is that piezo "thumper" or a stock tiny portable speaker can be programmed to emit low-frequency vibrations when a key is pressed. Not only does this provide very nifty positive feedback from a touchscreen surface, but the feel itself is programmable. E.g. the demo hardware was an all-LCD desk calculator where the buttons were done as soft keys. The clear button had a tactile sensation distinct from the feedback given by the other buttons. I'm eagerly awaiting this tech to propagate into production devices...
      • Re:tactile? (Score:3, Insightful)

        by agallagh42 ( 301559 )
        The tactile feedback we want is not to tell us when a button has been pressed, it's to let us FIND the button without looking at the remote.
  • by twoslice ( 457793 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:20PM (#4674761)
    "The interface is a blank electro-luminescent touch-screen. The 'buttons' are animated graphics drawn to match any device you choose . You can update new device interfaces via a modem (specs aren't clear how exactly). You can also define 'macro' buttons to do multiple tasks with one button. Apparently it also has a built-in motion-sensor and turns itself on when you pick it up."

    I am sure that there is going to be a number of patent infringements in there somewhere. Numerous lawsuits will be underway before the thing hits the shelves.
    - 20 -
  • woo! (Score:1, Funny)

    by cube00 ( 524394 )
    Looks like my winamp skin, all glowy... and stuff! Finally a remote matching my mp3 player!
  • How does this control the manythings they claim it can? If it cantuse omni-directional radio signals then Ill stick with touvhscreen remotes... When I can Afford them.

    That being said, this looks like a good, inexpensive (Comparatively) option.
  • Missing Feature (Score:2, Redundant)

    by scott1853 ( 194884 )
    The favorite thing about my old rubber-button remote is that I know what button I'm pushing while I'm sitting on the couch in the dark, without having to look at the remote.
    • I think the term you are groping for is "tactile response".
    • The favorite thing about my old rubber-button remote is that I know what button I'm pushing while I'm sitting on the couch in the dark, without having to look at the remote.

      Pause and Frame-by-Frame advance for the good bits and Fast Forward for the cheesy diaologue sections?

      Why do they ruin good pr0n by pretending they can act?

  • ... if they would have put a standard LCD screen so that you could add your own skins or display nice things on it.

    It's a little boring only having a template for the buttons.

    But I guess that's not very far away, soon some company will put out something similar on the market.
  • These won't take off. Too pricey.

    Also, I know when when I use a remote, I'm usually not looking at it. I tell what button to press by the feel of it, which obviously won't work with this.

    I can see the geekiness factor, but unless it's hackable in some way, I wouldn't buy one.
  • Animated LCD and programmable is neat, but they should really take a clue from the MX-1000. People like physical buttons.

    I can fast-forward and rewind and pause and change the volume or channel without ever looking away from the TV because the physical buttons can be located by (get this) touch.

    A review of the MX-1000 [remotecentral.com]
  • by tamnir ( 230394 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:33PM (#4674825)
    I don't know about you guys, but I usually don't look at the remote control when zapping between channels, changing the volume. Expect for the most exotic functions, I never need to look down and find the key. I just "touch type" on the remote control.

    With this new device, that wouldn't be possible. Ok, you can have several remote controls integrated into one. But we already have that with normal remote controls...

    So, really, apart from the geek fractor, this thing just sounds like a pain to use. Imagine a keyboard without keys! Oh, but wait [fingerworks.com]...
  • Already done... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by singularity ( 2031 ) <nowalmart@NOSPam.gmail.com> on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:34PM (#4674831) Homepage Journal
    Marantz [marantz.com] has been offerring devices similar to this for quite some time. Check out the RC9200 and RC5200. They offer a serial port connection for easy connection to a PC to get more codes installed.

    They are also available in the United States.
    • The Marantz 5200 is just a rebranded Philips Pronto, with a $150 increase in price. I don't know if the 9200 is a ProntoPro, or if it's actually a unique product.
  • by cheinonen ( 318646 ) <cheinonen&hotmail,com> on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:37PM (#4674847)
    Why don't you just go with the new high end Philips Pronto they showed in Time's gift guide. It's only $1,700 and has built in 802.11b networking, what more do you need in a remote? I'm pretty sure you can almost buy one of those new TabletPC's and I'm sure turn it into a way to control your TV for that price. I can see spending $200 for a remote if you have a $5,000 setup, but you better have one really, really nice home theater to pay $1,700.
    • I can see spending $200 for a remote if you have a $5,000 setup, but you better have one really, really nice home theater to pay $1,700.
      Wow for that price I could hire someone to just stand there and change the channel for me. Certainly one of the neighborhood kids would do that for a few bucks a day.
      On a side note, the remote in the article would sell well if it could switch between two modes quickly: the naughty button mode and then the mode your mom sees when she comes to visit.
  • by Malc ( 1751 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:41PM (#4674866)
    Remote Central is the place to go for universal remote reviews [remotecentral.com]. I got a pretty good deal on a Philips Pronto TSU2000 a year ago... I haven't looked back.

    Unlike this new device, I have complete control over the display. No turning on or hiding a limited choice. I can create buttons on my computer. None of this using a modem to download stuff either! I run an editor and emulator on my computer, or download firmware updates via my DSL. When I'm ready, it's just a serial connection. The device even has some hard buttons for things like volume and channel changing. For the price though, I'm wondering whether a Palm Pilot is a better choice.
    • Except, the pronto is too bulky and heavy to my taste.

      This new unit has more the shape for a 'real' remote control. But indeed, the main drawback is that it is not fully programmable. I hope soon we get a mixture of the pronto and this one: the shape and screen of this 'kameleon', but fully programmable like the pronto.

      A Palm is no good choice, since those screens were made to be touched by a stylus, not by your thumb. Using a Palm intensively as a remote, I don't think it would last long. and the 'buttons' are too small on its small screen (or too few).
  • by reaper20 ( 23396 ) on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:42PM (#4674867) Homepage
    The remote with my Directivo wins hands down.

    Some of my friends have these nifty (and expensive) LCD remotes, but you just can't beat the feel of the peanut.
    • I agree. I could operate the peanut in my sleep. The only slight tactile error they made is the fact that you can't pick it up and immediately be guaranteed to know which way is pointing forward. They could have made a few adjustments and fixed this. But I have the Sony AV-2100 touchscreen remote and though I have mapped the Tivo's buttons to it, I stopped using it after, oh, two seconds...

      Long live the peanut!!!
  • Go to Radio Shack's [radioshack.com] pages, they've had it at least since Yahoo broke this story Monday.

    $59.99 isn't that outrageous for a multi-remote, and it's configurable via modem (modem? not USB?)

    Where's the API?

  • It won't take long before you realise that there's just something about actually feeling the buttons on a interface for a remote control or a phone when you're dialing, or changing channels, etc...

  • by Kr3m3Puff ( 413047 ) <me@kit[ ]kelly.com ['son' in gap]> on Thursday November 14, 2002 @11:51PM (#4674900) Homepage Journal
    I own a Philips Pronto [philips.com] (original 1000 model in Green). I love it. Have had it for about two years...

    There are two things that are an advantage here. First is eInk [eink.com] type of buttons, and second is a good distribution channel, RadioShack. Radio Shack does have some cool gadgets still.

    There is a very big sort of "grass roots" following of the Pronto. There is a lot of third party development of buttons and the like that makes the Pronto really rule, plus the advanced GUI editing of Pronto Edit.

    Also, if you really want to understand the complex world of remotes, check out RemoteCentral [remotecentral.com] for all the information on every universal remote in existance.

    To the guy who says "Palm has been doing this for years." I don't really think you would use your Palm to replace your remote control. I have both, and my remote stays next to me TV. My Palm stays near my desk. I would not waste a Palm being the remote. I want something specific that is easy to configure as my remote.

    For the guy who asked about X10, if it isn't answered, there are plenty of IR bridges to X10 which you would be able to use with this remote.
  • As if figuring out how to use all the buttons on your remote control wasn't hard enough, now they move around too!
  • Tactile feedback (Score:3, Redundant)

    by chaidawg ( 170956 ) on Friday November 15, 2002 @12:00AM (#4674941)
    I have to say, I've never really liked the idea of a touch-screen remote. The times I use the remote are usually in the dark when I don't want to take my eyes off the TV.
    Now, if it had multiple buttons that were lcd's (or some other display device) and the remote could change functions with buttons changing labels accordingly, then I might like it. I could memorize the feel of the different buttons for the different remote configurations.
  • ConnectedTV [connected.tv] turns your Palm into a univeral remote control with an integrated TV guide, which you can easily personalized for your own preferences. But old-fashioned universal remotes are much more difficult to use, because they require you to use a separate TV guide, and laboriously enter channel numbers by pressing numerous digits.

    ConnectedTV is much quicker and easier to use than an old-fashioned "unguided" universal remote, because you can easily browse just the shows you like, and quickly "touch tune" the channel by simply touching the name of a show, like speed dialing a phone.

    Satellite TV and digital cable have hundreds of channels, however their on-screen scrolling guides are slow, full of unwanted shows and obnoxious advertisements, and difficult to use. But ConnectedTV saves time and effort, because you never have to think about or enter hundreds of channel numbers, and it filters out all the junk you're not interested in watching. And you can take your Palm with you anywhere, and browse the guide any time you like!

    If you already have a Palm, it's much cheaper to subscribe to ConnectedTV than to buy yet another specialized remote control device. If you don't already have a Palm, ConnectedTV is a great reason to get one!

    ConnectedTV Features and Benefits:

    Touch Tuning: tune any show by stroking its name
    My Favorites page for shows/movies you want to see
    Details for thousands of movies and episodes
    Handy Palm buttons for instant mute, volume, browsing
    One-handed operation - stylus optional!
    Organize Channels: you can say what stations are in your guide, including order and categories
    HotSync up to 2 weeks of guide into your handheld for any U.S. TV lineup - broadcast, cable, or satellite
    Find the shows you want and see them instantly
    No channel numbers to remember or press
    Browse dozens of shows in seconds
    No slow scrolling screen guides or annoying ads
    Doesn't block your TV screen with guide choices
    Replaces several remote controls with one Palm
    Cheaper than any TV guide subscription

  • I notice that my wife has a much easier time with multiple remotes. It is easier for her to know that the big chunky remote is for the dvd player and the thin one is for the tv than using a multi-function remote. The idea of pressing a function button (like tv, vcr, or dvd) at the top of the remote before using the appropriate function is too much of a bother.

    My parents and in-laws all have the same preference too. I would probably avoid this thing just to avoid having to give a ten minute class on how to use it every time the family visited.
  • This device sounds a lot like OmniRemote running on my HandSpring Visor. I can specify the layout, have multiple pages, setup macros, and I have a backlight.

    And, I can play SimCity during the commercials :)
  • until someone ports Linux to this remote control.
  • One For All (Score:5, Informative)

    by fenix down ( 206580 ) on Friday November 15, 2002 @12:50AM (#4675127)
    Anybody else recognize the One For All brand?

    They made the crappy universal remotes they sold at the Blockbuster I used to rent from. I remember they broke down incredibly fast, and the buttons sucked.

    Basically, the number pad was grey rubber buttons shaped exactly like the numbers they show on the screen in the picture, so for the 3 button, you'd have this squiggly line of rubber to push, which, being so thin, would bend all over the place and never work right. The 7 was the worst, since you'd push in the middle, but because of the shape of the 7 you wouldn't hit enough button to push it down. Was it really so bad having square buttons that worked? And the channel up/downs were these little +/- signs. At least the volume buttons were triagles, so you got some surface area to push on. I guess the idea was to make them kinda like braile, so you can find buttons without looking, but it just annoyed me.

    And it was only universal enough to work on my cable box and one VCR. The TV and CD player just ignored it.

    I hope they've gotten better, or at least put more work into this one. I don't think people are gonna be happy if they have to replace this one every 2 months too.
    • I definitely recognize it. Although not as negatively. By and large the One for All Cinema 7 in on is rather well regarded as an introductory (these things can get pricey... the color Pronto being one of the most expensive consumer-level remotes on the market) universal remote. The best feature most likely being the JP1 interface [hifi-remote.com] which allows you interface the remote to your computer and perform all sorts of nifty tricks.

      The problem is that it is more or less exactly like the Radio Shack 15-1994 universal remote which tended to be much better removing the irritating button design and including an excellent backlight (compared here [hifi-remote.com]). Sadly the Radio Shack remote is no longer being made and has been "upgraded" to the 15-2104 that is more expensive and not as good. Trying to find one on eBay tends to be a bit hard due to the demand, but I'm told it's possible from time to time.
  • ... learning, programmable, touch-screen remotes have been around for years in the consumer market. This one is just another that doesn't seem as programmable as many of the others (most of the "buttons" look to merely be on an on/off toggle rather than truly modular) and tends to be a bit cheaper as a result (Radio Shack lists it for $99 IIRC). Check out Remote Central [remotecentral.com] or most A/V sites and you'll find a mess of other remotes.
  • for the first person who creates a playable game on it.
  • You pay more for your remote than I pay for my TV (a pretty decent one).

    Look at the reality :

    IT'S *NOT* WORTH IT.

    People buying such something really needs to get a life. If you have too much money, buy better vacations, better houses, better studies, give it too the poor, but don't buy a stupid remote with it. Are American geeks not already fat enough ? Do they really need a boring toy to prevent them from standing up ?
  • ... only, without the PDA functions. And without the small form factor.

    Ob-link [sonystyle.com]

  • Arthur C. Clarke described such a PDA in Imperial Earth, whose buttons changed captions as the function changed according to the currently selected functionality.
  • by crow ( 16139 ) on Friday November 15, 2002 @10:29AM (#4677056) Homepage Journal
    http://www.hifi-remote.com/jp1/

    There are a number of remotes out there with a six-pin connector that allows you to reprogram them from a computer. This connector is typically accessible from the battery compartment. While most universal remotes have codes for hundreds of devices, with the JP1 connector, you can add new devices that didn't exist when the remote was built. You can also do things that the remote doesn't normally allow (like assigning macros to non-macro buttons). You finally have full control of your remote--you can program every button to do exactly what you want it to do. And you can back it up to a file on your computer.
  • Can you use a ultra-cool Zaurus as a remote control a la the Sony Clie oder other Palm based organizers?

    Any hints?

    Bye egghat
  • Heck, forget buttons (Score:2, Interesting)

    by cellocgw ( 617879 )
    Real or not, why bother with buttons at all. Go for voice:

    "Channel Thirty Seven"
    "Louder"
    "Mode Dolby Digital"
    "DVD On"
    "DVD Play"

    You can't lose your voice under the sofa cushion.

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